JoJo_ReloadeD
10/08/2008, 20:29
No se si conoceis la pagina de Craiglist. Viene a ser una especie de tablon de anuncios en USA en la que la gente vende objetos, se anuncia para encontrar piso.. es eso, una especie de portal de anuncios por palabras.
Bien, hace poco un anuncio, publicado en la seccion de contactos para adultos, rezaba asi:
“Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?”
Resumiendo un poco el tema, el tio pedia a una tia que cumpliese las siguentes normas:
When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you.
I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
Jo-der, y yo que pensaba que ya habia visto todas las perversiones habidas y por haber...
Bien, hace poco un anuncio, publicado en la seccion de contactos para adultos, rezaba asi:
“Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?”
Resumiendo un poco el tema, el tio pedia a una tia que cumpliese las siguentes normas:
When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you.
I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
Jo-der, y yo que pensaba que ya habia visto todas las perversiones habidas y por haber...