Ryo-99
22/11/2014, 03:56
Estaba leyendo ésto en reddit y no he podido evitar carcajearme con algunas. Os pego algunas de las más graciosas.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2mz9kf/it_professionals_whats_the_worst_case_of_computer/
A user was having an issue copying files to his new computer.
He had the mouse plugged in to his old computer, right click, copy.
Then he would unplug his mouse, plug it into the new computer, and was trying to right click, paste.
On deployment, the radio shop calls over to the helpdesk.
"Everytime I put a CD in the tray and close it, the CD falls off."
Ok what type of computer do you have?
"Its a d4"
wtf... a d4
"Yes".
Ok well I'll head over there...
The tower is upside down.
41546
This lady wasn't able to remotely access her computer.
She had done it without issue the night before, and she was entering all the information correctly into the client, so I was confused about what might be going wrong.
On a hunch, I asked her, "is the remote computer turned on?"
She replies, "oh, no, it's unplugged and sitting in the hallway, why?"
To which I had to say something like, "you have to turn on the computer before you can use it."
Teaching an older lady in outback Australia a POS system for a service station.
Explained a little bit about it and had to run out the front as the front register wasn't working. Came back to the older lady and she had the mouse on the ground using it like a sewing machine pedal. After that I kind of gave up.
When the head of IT at my former job thought he could combine two excel documents by saving them both with the same name.
A friend called me to find out why her printer was printing really faded documents.
I explained that it was probably just out of ink.
She said, yeah I got the popup and bought more ink, it still doesn't work.
I asked if she checked the cartridge and she had no idea what I was talking about...she thought ink would download through the internet to her printer...
She's a nurse now.
This doctor call in the department and submit a ticket. "My computer vibrate every 2 minutes, PRECISELY".
We're curious so we drop what we're doing and we go and check. Everything seems fine with the PC so we don't really know what's going on.
The dude had put his pager on the computer, and he was receiving call / reminder every two minutes, so it was vibrating on top of his computer. The guy had no clue it was not part of the PC and that he was suppose to keep it on him for emergency purpose, so for him, it was a moving piece of the PC and it kept vibrating and it was annoying. We had.... uh... some explaining to do.
"I can't find my document"
"Ok, where did you save it"
"In word"
"I understand you saved it in word, but where did you save the file in word"
"Listen, I save it in word, word does the rest."
"Newbie, handle this, I'm going to hurt a wall with my head."
I'm not an IT professional, but my boss once asked me for my help to log out of gmail.
She was in excel.
Friend's dad offered me $100 to come fix his computer. He showed me that when he opens Internet Explorer, nothing comes up, so his internet must be broken.
I looked at the address bar. It said "ww.msn.com" ...Somehow his homepage got set to ww.msn.com. I told him he didn't have to pay me, but he insisted, saying he doesn't go back on his word. In other words, I got paid $100 for typing a W.
Had to install Yosemite a few weeks a go on this girls Macbook.
3 hours later she goes "I don't like how it looks, if I move the clock back 3 hours will I get the old look back?".
I had a user call because the printer I set up wasn't working. They were an important customer so I went out to their site and found out that they moved the printer to a new location.
That was the day I found out that if you try hard enough, a USB cord can fit into an HDMI slot.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2mz9kf/it_professionals_whats_the_worst_case_of_computer/
A user was having an issue copying files to his new computer.
He had the mouse plugged in to his old computer, right click, copy.
Then he would unplug his mouse, plug it into the new computer, and was trying to right click, paste.
On deployment, the radio shop calls over to the helpdesk.
"Everytime I put a CD in the tray and close it, the CD falls off."
Ok what type of computer do you have?
"Its a d4"
wtf... a d4
"Yes".
Ok well I'll head over there...
The tower is upside down.
41546
This lady wasn't able to remotely access her computer.
She had done it without issue the night before, and she was entering all the information correctly into the client, so I was confused about what might be going wrong.
On a hunch, I asked her, "is the remote computer turned on?"
She replies, "oh, no, it's unplugged and sitting in the hallway, why?"
To which I had to say something like, "you have to turn on the computer before you can use it."
Teaching an older lady in outback Australia a POS system for a service station.
Explained a little bit about it and had to run out the front as the front register wasn't working. Came back to the older lady and she had the mouse on the ground using it like a sewing machine pedal. After that I kind of gave up.
When the head of IT at my former job thought he could combine two excel documents by saving them both with the same name.
A friend called me to find out why her printer was printing really faded documents.
I explained that it was probably just out of ink.
She said, yeah I got the popup and bought more ink, it still doesn't work.
I asked if she checked the cartridge and she had no idea what I was talking about...she thought ink would download through the internet to her printer...
She's a nurse now.
This doctor call in the department and submit a ticket. "My computer vibrate every 2 minutes, PRECISELY".
We're curious so we drop what we're doing and we go and check. Everything seems fine with the PC so we don't really know what's going on.
The dude had put his pager on the computer, and he was receiving call / reminder every two minutes, so it was vibrating on top of his computer. The guy had no clue it was not part of the PC and that he was suppose to keep it on him for emergency purpose, so for him, it was a moving piece of the PC and it kept vibrating and it was annoying. We had.... uh... some explaining to do.
"I can't find my document"
"Ok, where did you save it"
"In word"
"I understand you saved it in word, but where did you save the file in word"
"Listen, I save it in word, word does the rest."
"Newbie, handle this, I'm going to hurt a wall with my head."
I'm not an IT professional, but my boss once asked me for my help to log out of gmail.
She was in excel.
Friend's dad offered me $100 to come fix his computer. He showed me that when he opens Internet Explorer, nothing comes up, so his internet must be broken.
I looked at the address bar. It said "ww.msn.com" ...Somehow his homepage got set to ww.msn.com. I told him he didn't have to pay me, but he insisted, saying he doesn't go back on his word. In other words, I got paid $100 for typing a W.
Had to install Yosemite a few weeks a go on this girls Macbook.
3 hours later she goes "I don't like how it looks, if I move the clock back 3 hours will I get the old look back?".
I had a user call because the printer I set up wasn't working. They were an important customer so I went out to their site and found out that they moved the printer to a new location.
That was the day I found out that if you try hard enough, a USB cord can fit into an HDMI slot.